So, when did our history start?
Well, quite some time ago, the world and the universe was created. (Bit of an argument here on many fronts about when and by whom if anyone, so we won't go into that and let you make your own mind up about it!)
Anyway, eventually, the start of us as a human species came along. We'll agree on here that it started one by one cell, until we ended up looking vaguely like we do today...
But, what is our history from say... year dot?
Well, on this blog, I will try to give YOU a (very) brief overview. Yes, just you and absolutely NO ONE ELSE, cross my heart, fingers crossed behind my back, no body else but you and ONLY you...
And YES, that is me to the left of this text by the way, giving you a BIG happy smile... because you're worth it! (hopefully) And YES, I REALLY am that Simpson yellow colour!
Actually, it's a real pain when I get the holiday photos processed, as THOSE people at the lab CONSTANTLY try to make me look inhuman PINK! Grrrrrrr!!!
Just to prove a point, here's a photo of me in Jersey, taken some time ago now...
Now, ask yourself... does my face LOOK pink in this properly colour corrected photo or what?!?! NO!!! Of course I DON'T!
Right, enough of that.
Let's get back to our history lesson then...
How about we start somewhere B.C. = Before Computers, in case you don't know what it stands for. Oh, and A.D. = After Draughts (were invented). Easy to remember, eh?
